Introducing A 5 Year Old To Horror Cinema.

I’m trying to wean my 5 year old Nephew Asa off of the computer games he constantly plays.
He plays this simple flash game where you’re a stickman sniper and you have to take out other stickmen with a rifle!
Last night he even had a nightmare where a gunman came into his room and shot him!
I don’t like it one bit…

As his Uncle who loves him, I can’t let this go on and although I was originally gonna save this talk for his 8th Birthday, today I introduced him to the beauty of horror cinema!
Nothing too graphic.
– Just a few slimey sea monsters and creatures to start him off…

Success!
It didn’t take as long as I thought it would either which gave me enough time to teach my 1 year old Niece Orla how to do an impression of the Zoltar machine from the movie “Big”…

Pure Evil.

How’s this for evil…

…Or how about a little ZOLTAR!

What’s the matter?
Not evil enough for ya!?

Well what about THIS MANIAC THEN!:

All very scary and evil I’m sure you’ll agree.
But I’m here today to tell you about a new maniac in town.

More Disturbing!
More Shocking!

Pure.
Evil:

Aye that’s right.

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