Well,
I don’t know about you but tonight I’m gonna watch “The Munsters” and eat a million monkey nuts until I’m sick.
Awwwwwwww YEAH!
I also might stand outside my stupid neighbour Walker’s door in the dark and when he comes out I’ll shine a torch under my face and scream at him:
“YOU”RE DAMNED WALKER! DAMNED I TELL THEE!!!”
– Maybe that’ll teach him to move my washing along the line.
Here are a few videos to put you in the mood.
Happy Halloween folks!
What do you think of conspiracy theories?
Where do you stand on that one?
If someone says to me “Man never went to the Moon”,
I tend to think:
“Aye we fucking did.
How the hell do you know how light and shadows and gravel and gravity work on the Moon?”
“How do you know?”
I think we went to the Moon and I also think Buzz Aldrin was right to smack that guy in the chops for suggesting otherwise.
Most of the time,
I couldn’t care less about conspiracy theories.
Mark Chapman programmed by the F.B.I to shoot Lennon?
– Don’t care.
Jimmy Hoffa whacked out by the mafia?
– Don’t care.
Area 51?
– I just don’t care.
World Trade Centre taken down by missiles and not planes and completely covered up by the media?
– I care about that one.
I’ve always had a secret interest in that one because of the sheer scale of it and I remember it very clearly.
When it comes down to it,
Far too many things about September 11th 2001 don’t make any sense.
They just don’t.
Most people are completely content to believe what the news shows and tells them to believe.
You could spend a lifetime going through everything online about it but I’d recommend watching the documentary “September Clues”.
See what you think after watching that.
And ta-da!
Here it is here:
PART B.
PART C.
PART D.
PART E.
PART F.
PART G.
PART H.
EPILOGUE.
Remember “Machete”?
Ah Machete.
“Machete” was one of the amazing fake trailers filmed for the Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez “Grindhouse” movie project.
It was the first of 5 fake trailers to be shot.
We’re talking vintage B-Movies here folks and the “Machete” trailer looked so convincingly good as an actual B-Movie that it even had me fooled for a second.
As you’ll see,
It was all so promising!
Audiences demanded that it be made into a full-on feature film.
Here’s the original fake trailer made by Robert Rodriguez for use in “Grindhouse”:
Here’s the new “official” trailer for the actual movie “Machete”:
Is it me or has it already lost everything that made it good?
I mean,
Isn’t a big dazzling 20th Century Fox logo a bit of a contradiction?
How can it be an over the top, cheap looking, gritty B-Movie now?
The movie has one of the most exciting cast lists I’ve seen in a long time but that logo means it’s now a big shiny Hollywood production.
I don’t care if Robert De Niro’s is in it.
I think this film will be fucking terrible.
And not in the good way.
There was the news today:
Back in the days of school when you kept getting asked that fucking question, “Blur or Oasis?”
It didn’t matter because there was Supergrass!
I loved and still love Supergrass.
They were a fuckin’ great band!
I saw them once too!
Glasgow Barrowlands one year (1996?).
A better live band than a studio band, I always thought.
A good time band who knew how to make cool videos!
So that’s them split after 17 years.
Until they come back (And I betcha they will),
Dig out those first two albums.
I listened to both today and they’re still great!
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