Last month I overheard two teenage lassies on the bus say “LOL” to each other instead of actually laughing.
Yes it made me despair for the entire future of Humans.
And yes it made me want to smash their screwed up orange faces in.
Actually,
Seeing that made me want to smash my own face in but the way I see it;
If you can’t kill ’em,
Laugh at ’em.
I accept that a lot of kids these days are complete morons.
So I went and looked up an Internet Slang Dictionary.
It’s fucking ridiculous and sad and hilarious all at once and here are some of the best ones I found:
(P.S. 3 of these are made up by me. See if you can spot them).
BOBFOC: Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch.
MLOD: Mega laugh out loud of doom.
MWSMIRL: Maybe we should meet in real life.
DIAF: Die in a fire.
ODAY: Software illegally obtained before it was released.
A3: Anyplace, anywhere, anytime.
BUTTERFACE: Everything is hot but her face.
FMNKML: Fuck me now, kiss me later.
CODE 9: Parents are watching.
DYCOTFC: Do you cyber on the first chat?
FGI: Fucking Google it.
BWPWAP: Back when Pluto was a planet.
AFCPMGO: Away from computer parents may go on.
LIWDAD: Like I would do a disabled.
OFN: Old fucking news.
AMIIGAF: Ask me if I give a fuck.
BB4H: Bros before hoes.
CYA: Cover your ass.
FANF: Fancy a nostril fuck?
LOLLERCAUST: An extreme event of hilarity.
IRSOAK: I’d rather sit on a knife.
SINGLE: Stay intoxicated nightly, get laid everyday.
So there you go parents.
That’s what your kids are getting up to on the computer.
This is my favourite:
SOFAS: Stepping out for a smoke.
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