YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!

More and more these days,
I’m getting the urge to just stand the fuck up in the middle of the office at work,
Jump on my desk,
Boot all the laptops in and shout:

“SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!
…NOW YOU’RE TO BLAME!
HONEY YOU GIVE LU-HUH-HOVE, A BAD NAME!!”

– Then just air-guitar my way down to the job centre.

I don’t even fucking like Bon Jovi but that would be cool wouldn’t it?

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