Knitting For Psychos.

Do you ever use Stumbleupon?

The amazing thing about Stumbleupon is that the more you use it, the more it gets to know what kind of things you’re into. This is how I regularly manage to find a lot of stuff on the internet which is in short, Fucked. Right. Up.

…Like KNITTING FOR PSYCHOS!

If You Are A Psycho You May Also Be Interested In…
* Home Decorating: Ed Gein Style
* When Barbie Goes Psycho
* Al Cook’s “Necropolis”

Tom Waits: “Hell Broke Luce”.

I turned on the T.V. today and watched 2 Rhianna videos back to back.
I’d never heard any of her music before but today I quickly discovered that she is shit!
SHIT!

Her music is dire!
Her music videos…Jesus Christ!

Both of her songs featured embarassing schoolgirl lyrics about how she didn’t need men in her life and how she’s a modern Woman and all that but both of the videos were full of her getting her pancake-like tits out for loads of different men.
A cheap slut on an even cheaper CGI’d beach.

Her videos look like bad adverts for package holidays to Malaga. 
They could do with a gruff, stomping mad man who pulls his entire house on a rusty chain through the depths of Hell which is filled with the giant murderous skeletons of dead Nazi’s, amazing animation and creepy Great White Shark-shaped submarines.

Rhianna’s videos could definitely do with some of those things but that’s never gonna happen.
– And it doesn’t need to because the latest Tom Waits video for “Hell Broke Luce” is here and it features all of those things and a helluva lot more…

Comedy Gold & The Lack Of Gregory Peck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That amount of pecking more than makes up for the lack of Gregory Peck in “Damien: Omen II”.
What a classic!

Books That Are Better Than The Bible…

There is hope for all of you rubbish aspiring authors yet!

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Bouncy castle

All of those classics of literature and more can be purchased from Abebooks which is HERE.

You May Also Be Interested In…
* Make Mine A Harlot
* Happy Birthday To Me?
* The Alternate Mr. Men Books

Daily Doodle By Anna McDonald.

What a talented girlfriend I have.

For 2 years, I used to live an utterly Dickensian life and you woudn’t believe me if I was to tell you some of my tales of utter poverty but Anna drew this picture of something that once happened to me and even though it still gives me nightmares, it’s completely on the money…

You May Also Be Interested In…
* Post-It Monstre By John Kenn Mortensen
* Artist: Paul Kenton
* Al Cook’s “Necropolis”

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