Hi folks,
Merry Christmas 2010!
I have here, a beer and a coffin sized box of Malteasers.
I’m relaxing y’know?
After all, I’ve been busy all month.
Know what else I have here?
THIS:
Yup.
A big life sized, creepy, anatomically correct, bisexual torso.
WHAT THE HELL ELSE WOULD I HAVE!?
It’s in the corner of the room just now,
Just…sort of staring at me with it’s weird one eye.
My Sister always gets me interesting gifts at Christmas time.
Can anyone top that in terms of weirdness?
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I got a satnav?
The eye comes out, by the way. And if you do take it out be careful because the paint has a tendency not to dry in there so it might be worthwhile taking it out and letting it sit for a bit somewhere.
Yes, the Red Cross one still has wet paint on the eye because I was the first person to discover it comes out