50 Cent On Twitter.

Do you use Twitter?

I do and I go through stages from liking it to total red hate for it and every single person on it including myself.
And that fucking ‘Fail Whale’ too…

I think a lot of people just use Twitter to talk to themselves really.
Then there are the ones who seem to think that they’re friends with the celebrities they follow.
That freaks me right the fuck out.

I thought about leaving Twitter last week but then I discovered 50 Cent’s account!

Have you seen his tweets?
They’re fucking Grade-A GOLD!
I seriously almost ended myself laughing a few days ago as I read through them all.

Here are just some of my favourite Fiddy Tweets so far:

“Yo todays been a good day so far but the roof of my mouth is sore cause I eat something that was too hot”

“After the movie I went to see my bitch shana cause she gives me free food. She work at the drive thru over at mc donalds and shit”

“Speaking of MILF. I wanna do something that impact kids in a positive way, thats why im opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance”

“Ok look this aint twitter no more this the hood. And if any of you motherfucker say somthing crazy ima shoot the shit outta you”

Haha!

As he says himself,
He’s not dumb, just special.
Follow 50 HERE.

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2 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. It’s got to be fake…no way that could be his real twitter account

  2. Haha.

    See that’s what I thought too Stuart.

    If you go back far enough you can see that his management obviously ran it up to a point.
    You can tell this because they can spell and don’t use the word ‘Nigga’.

    Also,
    Fiddy’s fond of taking photos of himself on planes and the air stewards he’s abusing at the time etc…

    He’s a character eh?


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