Id-Yut.

Last night,
A drunk man with his wife said I had cool hair.
Then he goes:

‘Is it a wig?’

(It’s not. I just hairspray the life out of it sometimes).

So,
Fuck him.
I said:

‘Yes but with Cancer, I don’t have a lot of options’.

Him: ‘Listen mate…I am sooooo sorry. Really. Please excuse me. I’m very sorry’.

Then his wife dragged him away Saying: ‘JIM!’

Idiot.

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Published in: on January 24, 2010 at 10:01  Comments (5)  

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5 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Awesome! Great comeback!

  2. Al Cook, you little shit… I love you!

  3. All part of the service folks.

    All part of the service.

  4. Holy shit we need to go and have a pint way more often.

  5. As you can see,
    I can’t handle pints.


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