A drunk man with his wife said I had cool hair.
Then he goes:
‘Is it a wig?’
(It’s not. I just hairspray the life out of it sometimes).
‘Yes but with Cancer, I don’t have a lot of options’.
Him: ‘Listen mate…I am sooooo sorry. Really. Please excuse me. I’m very sorry’.
Then his wife dragged him away Saying: ‘JIM!’