Glasgow Green Fireworks.

Went to the fireworks display in Glasgow Green the other night.

The way it was billed got me imagining half an hour full of massive, loud, colourful fireworks timed to cool music.
I was expecting something like this:

fireworks

What happened was 15 minutes of fireworks with crappy Clyde 1 FM music.

Don’t get me wrong, The fireworks looked pretty cool:

glasgow-fireworks

Over to the other side of the park was a crane with that prick off the radio George Bowie.

The fireworks lasted exactly 15 minutes then stopped.
Just stopped.
No finale.
Fuck all.

Then the music stopped.

Then George Bowie:

“DID YOU ALL ENJOY THAT?”

A Few Thousand People: “YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!”

George Bowie: “DO YOU ALL WANT SOME MORE?”

A Few Thousand People: “YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!”

George Bowie: “Well it’ll probably be on youtube tomorrow. Thanks for coming folks!”

Heh heh.

Prick.

P.S. It is on the tube.
HERE.

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