A Man & A Horse Made Of Wood.

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There once was a man and a horse made of wood.
Who waltzed behind curtains like only they could.
All through the night,
What a very strange sight!
Though, I guess it depends on your mood.

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The man loved the horse and the horse loved the man.
The man was meat-coloured and the horse, a deep tan.
With brown leather straps,
And black cowboy hats,
They were liable to end up in the can.

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To avoid doing hard time and living off jail food,
They went seperate ways: An attempt to be good.
With a roll in the hay,
A kiss and a “Neigh!”,
Their ‘Goodbye‘ was somewhat quite rude!

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The End.

Published in: on July 16, 2009 at 14:47  Comments (4)  

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4 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. That is fucking hilarious!

  2. 🙂

    I have too much free time on my hands Jared.

    It’s not big or clever to fool around with wooden horses.



  4. i reckon i pumped that :O ketamine…..just say neigh. x

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