Except, She/He/It/Them can’t.
Because Gals and Guys, That’s me qualified as a First Aider now.
I wasn’t conviced but there you go.
Matter of fact, everyone in the class passed.
We all got presented with wee certificates saying how great and qualified we all are.
Well, okay, it doesn’t say how great we all are but fuck it! – Everyone did really well!
So, if any of the girls read this, Well done to:
We got there in the end eh?
I’m gonna miss those classes with those gals.
A big thanks (Not that he’ll ever see this but..) to the guy who taught us – Eddie Cowan!
What a decent bloke and great teacher he is.
So folks, feel free to die, choke, get shot/stabbed, take a heart attack etc… we’ll sort you out and bring y’all back!
(This is in danger of sounding like an Oscar acceptance speech eh? Hehehe…….I’d better shut the fuck up now).