I was standing at some traffic lights on Argyle Street a few years ago when the thought first popped into my head.
Low cut jeans.
Full bare orange muffin top on display.
There are loads of people out there modelling this look and when they bend over (even slightly) you can see the full crack of their bum.
I started noticing this a lot as I wandered around town of an evening and I decided to do something about it and I’m gonna tell you what to do in such a situation.
As the person bends over and the bum line makes itself known to you,
Simply take out a credit card and quick as a flash,
swipe it down the line.
When they turn around demading to know what the fuck is going on simply reply:
“Credit card? You got it!”
You should probably run away after doing this as the police can appear within seconds.
I should know.
I should also mention that you should probably avoid using your own credit card for this and that some people’s bums don’t accept Visa Electron or American Express.
Here we all are in 2011 and it seems that I’m not the only one who’s had this idea.
Check out this horrendous video to this horrendous song.
I think the credit card makes an appearance around the 6.20-6.35 mark.