Underneath Heidi Klum’s Skin.

I’ve been so wrapped up with working on my comic strip that I’ve hardly posted anything at all on here lately. Here’s how busy I’ve been: I didn’t even do anything for Halloween this year!

I may not do anything for Halloween next year or the year after that or even the year after that because although Halloween is one of my favourite times of year, HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE TOP THIS COSTUME!

Yep, that was Heidi Klum’s jaw droppingly amazing Halloween costume this year!
I don’t actually know who Heidi Klum is but as soon as I saw this costume I liked her.

I like the sound of her entrance to this party too.
She was wheeled in under a sheet on an autopsy table by two doctors who were covered in blood!
YES!
Well done Heidi!
Fucking outstanding my dear!

Cracking Open A Cold One.

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Finished! My First Tattoo.

Well, he did it.
He actually went ahead and did it.
My first tattoo design is now on my crazy friend Mick’s body.
Forever!

I mentioned this a while ago in this post and here are the before and after results:

I feel like I’ve somehow scarred my mate’s body forever but he’s really pleased with it and we’re already about to start work on another one!

I didn’t manage to make it along to any of the actual tattoo sessions but I think it took about five or six.
I’ll find out the name of the tattoo parlour and ask Mick a couple of questions and stick everything up on here later.

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Simply drop me a line on here.

My First Tattoo.

Don’t worry,
I haven’t gone narners and went out and got myself a massive tattoo folks.
…But I have designed one for my friend Mick.

It’s the first tattoo I’ve ever designed and on and off, it’s taken just shy of two years to complete.

I enjoyed doing it and Mick wasn’t in any rush which is why it took almost two years to design.
I think I got the easy job bcause today Mick is getting my design tattooed on his body forever and I know I had to erase countless pencil mistakes when my hand slipped so I really can’t imagine the pressure when you’re permanently inking up a person’s skin.

I was worried that the tattoo artist wouldn’t be able to reproduce the detail of the drawing with the tattoo gun but Mick assures me that the right tattoo artist can do anything.
I hope so for Mick’s sake.

* EDIT: It’s finished!

I’ll never ink myself up.
As a matter of fact, I think my pal Mick is crazy and I spent a month trying to talk him out of doing this.
That said, I am interested in designing more tattoos, …with a quicker working time than two years obviously
If you’re interested, drop me a line.

And A Big Creepy Bisexual Torso In A Pear Tree!

Hi folks,
Merry Christmas 2010!

I have here, a beer and a coffin sized box of Malteasers.
I’m relaxing y’know?
After all, I’ve been busy all month.

Know what else I have here?

THIS:

Yup.
A big life sized, creepy, anatomically correct, bisexual torso.

WHAT THE HELL ELSE WOULD I HAVE!?

It’s in the corner of the room just now,
Just…sort of staring at me with it’s weird one eye.

My Sister always gets me interesting gifts at Christmas time.

Can anyone top that in terms of weirdness?